Low Bird Shooter

A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.

Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.

by drbailey25 December 30, 2021

dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023

Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis

"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"

by xgrated October 3, 2017

Birding out

A state of mind: not acting right, acting strangely, thinking in an odd way
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head

"Shes birding out fr rn"
"Dude i'm birding out ngl"

by Lilygoose October 1, 2021

bird

100 dollar bill

My mom just gave me a bird

by Daboii01 December 22, 2017

Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.

Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.

by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025

Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out

Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015