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Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.
Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.
by Beetits June 18, 2018
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two flick chick

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.
by Clyde Deerhyde November 5, 2023
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 6, 2016
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Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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