by KTitties April 05, 2014
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
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by spicylilcuban April 19, 2021
a sergio sandwich is when you get on the adjacent walls of someones room and turn the headboards towards the room and fuck at the same time, leading to the person in the middle room being sandwiched between you two
person 1: hey my girls coming over wanna hit a sergio sandwich later?
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming
by sergio sandwicher April 02, 2024
When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.
These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.
These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.
by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023
That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .
Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .
by joe blob aka. mr lover lover July 19, 2014