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Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper
"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"
by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014
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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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Poo face

it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.
You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !

He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!
by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020
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SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.
Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?
by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019
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poo poo fart

poo poo fart is a term to symbolize feces of an individual followed with a release of gas from the individuals gluteuos maximus, also known as fart. This is often used in conversations where one individual or more have the humour of a toilet
Person 1: poo poo fart
Person 2: hehehe fart
by poopoofart1234 June 24, 2022
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poo

I've been no-poo for 1 week
by nopoo May 6, 2019
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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