When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
Get the Pocket Calculationmug. A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.
by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018
Get the Shoulder Pocketmug. While vacationing in Vail my girlfriend put a pepperoni slice from a DiGiorno pizza on her butthole and told me to eat it. She called this the “vail Hot Pocket” and became a tradition whenever eating a pizza.
by anonymous February 6, 2022
Get the Vail Hot Pocketmug. 1. A pita pocket filled with rocket lettuce available at Australian restaurant chain Grill'd.
2. Slang for dildo.
2. Slang for dildo.
by scarletDisco September 21, 2025
Get the Pocket Rocketmug. by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023
Get the National pocket watch baby slime daymug. Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"
Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Philadelphia Hot Pocketmug. If you find this on an individual, they are SUPER freaky. They are DTF RIGHT. NOW. Like actually pants them and suck on their guassy asap.
by Gaus IE May 15, 2025
Get the Banana in the left backpack pocketmug.