by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020
Get the mao brainmug. Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.
Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.
I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.
I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.
by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024
Get the brain flossmug. its not your horny weebo, instead, its something that's keeping us alive, yet we all hate
like remember when you were just chillin, and you suddenly remember something embarrassing from the tie you were born? that's what we hate about it
like remember when you were just chillin, and you suddenly remember something embarrassing from the tie you were born? that's what we hate about it
BRAIN IS WHAT WE ALL HATE
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
Get the BRAINmug. "yo those are some nice shoes!! where'd you buy em"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
by yourmomsbdussy October 4, 2022
Get the Brain Spillmug. People with FiveM Brain:
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
Get the FiveM Brain PT 2mug. To believe anything so strongly that you're unwilling to hear any opinion that contradicts it. You believe and have complete faith in something because that's what you were told to believe.
by Blue shirt guy July 21, 2022
Get the Brain washedmug. by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022
Get the stinky fart brainmug.