Your mom master

A person who has your mom'd a large number of people.

guy 1: hey what are you doing?

guy 2: I'm doing your mom! guess I'm just a your mom master

by pete smtih June 27, 2021

teen jeans mom

Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.

"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -

by Alone Art September 14, 2013

hotter mom tiebreaker

Strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. Often abbreviated as H.M.T.

The rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we'll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.

by cdh121 January 31, 2012

U Mom Quad

Is U Mom more than gay? More than Tri? WELL! U Mom Quad means that she like Guys, Gurls, Helicopters, and Lamps.

Person1: U Mom Quad!
Person2: NO U
Person1: NANI?!?!

by Cyka Blyat KING September 24, 2018

ur mom gay

The most devastating insult to man kind. The only way to recover is with the “no u” comeback. Lickily for you, 11 year olds cant conprehend it.

Roblox Player: Come plaay Roblok wih me.

You: Ur mom gay

Roblox Player: *dies instantly with no hope of recovery*

by Nah Thee September 29, 2018

Anime Mom Bod

One of the best compliments that you can say to a woman.

Ayo, broski! Jane’s got that Anime mom bod, fr *bites lip gently*

by Amogus Sussi Baka March 3, 2023

Ur Mom Is A Guy

A classic comeback

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"

by Scilica December 21, 2022