Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

Mama June Moment

When a man is stupid enough to agree with his female partner that she looks fat

Will ended up sleeping on the couch after he had a Mama June Moment.

by Karijohanna August 28, 2019

Bruh Moment

When your friend says something obvious or something they didn't know that literally everyone else knew until they were just told a second ago

E.g 1
Guy 1: Did you know Israel is gay?
Me: Bruh moment, when did you find that out? 2 seconds ago?

E.g 2
Guy: Did Saudi Arabia ever bomb Yemen
Me: Bruh moment, where have you been the past 5yrs? Playing Roblox in your mum's basement?

by DingoAteMyKids August 30, 2019

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

Bruh moment

A bruh moment is what happens when you hit the bruh nae nae way too hard causing a uh oh stinky wich is also bad. Bruh moments are caused by cringe warnings, danielle cohn is a definition of a cringe warning. Watching tik tok period is a cringe warning. now if you ever see a thot, you can yell at the top of your lungs, BITCH U IS A BRUH MOMENT

uncle/ hey do you see that thicc girl over there

Me/ uncle joe, she is a bruh moment. Also your a fucking pervert im telling the police you raped me and are looking at 12 year olds.

by Cockfuck69 September 10, 2019

Having a shore moment

When you are usually pretty good at something then you make a stupid mistake

How did you fuck that up? Sorry mate, I'm just having a shore moment

by K19946 September 16, 2019

Bruh Moment

A moment in which something bad or disappointing happens to someone or something, usually resulting in the 'victim' or observer saying Bruh.

Can also be said ironcally or jokingly, usually in the context of a meme. When something not epic happens.

ex. You're in the middle of an intense moment in a video game, and the computer / system suddenly dies.

ex. A person asks for examples of a bruh moment, and they get nothing

ex. A person had been waiting to use the restroom for a long time, and just before they get to the toilet, they do it in their pants.

by sspring10234 September 17, 2019