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Law-Tard

A person who thinks they know everything about law when really they don't, or they know a bit but they are mislead.

Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.

These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Jesus, these law-tards are everywhere.
by Code_Maker May 29, 2018
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Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.
Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025
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half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.
half-co-uncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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first cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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stepcousin-in-law

1- Stepcousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepcousin.
stepcousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Congress' Law

When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.
Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.
by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024
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