Preston The King Returns

a bad ass that dissed a teacher (bispo)and has a YouTube channel

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by Preston The King Returns gang November 25, 2019

The original king of comedy

when a girl is giving you head and you cum in her mouth, you tell a funny joke(the shorter the better) right as she swallows so she laughs and cum shoots out of her nose.

"Dude I told a joke last night that made me The original king of comedy!"
*bro-fist*

by theCov April 28, 2011

Kings school hove

Fucking shithole full of twats Ran by a bald cunt who can't count or spell and has the reasoning of a five year old fuck you Mr chamberlin

I'm leaving kings school hove because it's a shithole full of cunts, especially in year 8

by Racist building April 19, 2022

King Bowl Cut

The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.

" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "

"Ew, yeah. So fugly."

by HateMySchool January 9, 2012

Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

Flying Apple King

Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.

Hey, have you met nick?

Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!

I love him.

by Mjannechacha November 24, 2011

Los Angeles Kings

The LA Kings are a professional hockey team based in Los Angeles, California. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference in the National Hockey League. They have won championships in 2012 and 2014. Some notable Kings players include Anze Kopitar, Ilya Kovalchuk, and Drew Doughty. They play at Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles.

Wayne Gretzky is one of the greatest Los Angeles Kings players ever.

by Rjsrjsrjsrjs September 24, 2019