sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.

Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her

by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017

Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)

"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012

Akhiok Snow Job

A toothless blowjob given in exchange for drugs from a family member (usually a first or second cousin)

Dave gave his aunt's daughter a bump for an Akhiok snow job.

by Messyjiggler77 November 23, 2013

Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.

His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job

by Choad hag December 4, 2021

job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.

by Goblin Green June 8, 2017

Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.

"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!

by [e-mail] April 30, 2015

Pity job (PJ)

Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.

" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."

by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011