Person1:"Why doesn't Curious George have a tail, he's a monkey...
Person2:"Well, I thought he was a chimpanzee
Person3:"His tail was cut off from birth!"
Person2:"......GET OUT!!!..."
Person2:"Well, I thought he was a chimpanzee
Person3:"His tail was cut off from birth!"
Person2:"......GET OUT!!!..."
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by bfccffffffffff April 3, 2021
Get the Georged mug.A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.
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Get the george everett mug.Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
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In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
The original "Curious George" series may have been suitable for kids. "Bi-Curious George"? It looks to be a small printed book in the same format and style, but is packed with innuendo about his desire for sea men and the monkey business he gets up to with fire fighters. Likely an inside joke, for adults.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
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