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Danger Douche

A nickname for really likable person, not an annoying sidekick whom no one likes; that'd be awful. Who'd write a definition like that? But seriously, a real bad ass, well liked by all, whose contributions to his or her friend group are innumerable.
Baked Goods: Squinty, can you do me a favor?

Squinty: Make Danger Douche do it.
by Squinty January 11, 2009
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super douche

1.) A douche bag that shoots fire instead of water or liquid medication into a vagina.

2.) A person who so exceeds the standard amount of douche baggery that their mere presence is as enjoyable as using an afore-mentioned fire shooting douche bag.
Justin was a super douche after the petty way he handled his girlfriend dumping him when he tried to blame it on her best friend because he cannot handle his own problems.
by Brittni Orr November 17, 2009
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133t douche

1.A loser son of a bitch with absolutely nothing better to do than to misspell words on purpose.

2.Peice of shit.
Guy: Hello, how are you today?
133t douche: OMFG u suxorz.
Guy: I'm never going on the internet again.


Oh no! Someone left a 133t douche on the bathroom floor of IHOP!
by theburnerofanime April 28, 2005
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bag of douche

A clever way to call someone a douche bag.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is a douche bag.
Guy 2: No better yet he is a bag of douche.
by The Aud Man April 26, 2006
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Petri Douche

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
by ameribrit January 10, 2011
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business douche

The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.
Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.

Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.

Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008
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baba ga douche

A derogatory term for the stereotypical "rag head" (which is also a derogatory, stereotypical term). It is derived from the combination of "Baba Ganoush" and Douche Bag.

Baba Ganoush is a dip made from eggplant and is very popular in India.

It is a modern, Middle-Eastern-aimed version of "Kraut" or "Limey" but with the very cool and useful "douche" added to the end.
Loud-mouthed, drunk tourist to a pair of Indians on the streets of Calcutta:

Hey! Haji, Baba Gadouche: Where's f-ing Johnny Quest? You guys suicide bombers, or what? Where's Mama Gadouche, anyway?

Of course, these guys do not know much about world events or anything else, obviously.
by Tit May 9, 2005
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