A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021
Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
by Metalhead For Life November 07, 2006
A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.
"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
by ORLYGAYNLLOL January 04, 2006
Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)
by godamnthatbootymassive July 20, 2022
National anal jeob Welch day is great for taking something and analIng jeob with it because he’s gay
by ShortGiraffe292 November 02, 2019
caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore is an action performed alongside caleb jacoby that is sexual in nature. It involves the steamy sexual intercourse between a partner and and unwilling caleb jacoby, where caleb jacoby is vored, specifically anally vored.
"Hey Jay, how was the caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore last night?"
"Oh it was hot. Hes so warm inside me right now. Think I'll anal birth him later UwU".
"Oh it was hot. Hes so warm inside me right now. Think I'll anal birth him later UwU".
by Vietnam Jeff November 29, 2021
A Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart (or BTF with an ATD) is when you lay a girl on her back, straddle her head with your legs, and backwards titty fuck her while her tongue darts your asshole.
by Max1000 January 14, 2011