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Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.
I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.
by Reneofny October 23, 2024
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Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
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gunky ball hairs

gunky ball hairs means youre a pooter cooter
gunky ball hairs means ur a pooter cooter
by kradlife April 29, 2020
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Burning nose hairs

The act of consuming cocaine.
Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.
by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018
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National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday
Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl
by savethedinos April 20, 2024
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Noodle hair

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles
You have Noodle hair
by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022
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