The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

The Old Backdooré Amoré

noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.

"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"

by Tronor McGregor December 2, 2024

The Old Abe Lincoln

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

old ricky

Alternative name for Glasgow.

As the ship pulled out I was leaving old ricky.

by Sayyoujimmasayyou. February 5, 2021

Eat at the Old Country Buffet

Eating ass.

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.

by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023

Old Salt

Man-Shmeg Bermudas Orange Tang Old Salt

Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.

by SpaceQueen222 December 23, 2018

year-olds

A unit of measurement for the mental retardation of the peopels after spending too much time on urban dictionary eating corn and touching roses

The word “okay” is a 21.7 year-olds.

by co5oo May 30, 2022