TAKING IT IN THE TONKA

The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.

My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.

Also reference :

I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.

by Marion Cobretti Esq. November 22, 2022

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

Take a Kayla

Drop a large deuce! To take a s***

I had to take a dump.

Did you see bill take a kayla!
Means to take a doo doo

by Takeadoodoo September 22, 2017

Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023

go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'

You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"

by Infolover69 September 11, 2021

Take off

Typically used on the east coast from Georgia down to Ohio. Taking off essentially means that you have just taken several hits of a joint. Take off is the act of getting stoned.

Person 1: “hey bro do you wanna take off right now?”

Person 2: “let’s do it man, let me grind these bud and roll it bro!”

by Twotenor December 21, 2021