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Hostess fruit-pie

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee
by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019
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Snow Pie

When a man cums inside a woman. He then goes down on her to eat the Cream Pie from her, after he eats the Cream Pie, he kisses her. A combination if a Cream Pie and a Snow Ball.
During Sex, Pete gave her a Snow Pie, and she didn't expect to taste the Cream Pie.
by Uncle Pete 77 August 1, 2022
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Pizza Pie

A pie shaped pizza with all of the pizza fixings on the inside a the pizza crust surrounding it
She cut into the Pizza Pie and shared it with no one.
by Superdog12345678910 May 10, 2018
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care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
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smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina
As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019
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Pie in the eye

When you cum in your hand and slap the girl while doing the nasty.
Hornyella get over here for a pie in the eye
by Crimetown warriors December 9, 2020
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