Egg Pie

Something that sounds very unpleasant... leaving ay bad look on your face
She got an egg pie for being ay trick bitch!
Maybe next she’ll order HUMBLE... if
by ShovieGroovy May 15, 2021
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Egg pie

An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.
That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.
by nflfanatic4life March 24, 2023
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Cream pie

A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!
Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!
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cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?
female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you
by hunter041 August 10, 2021
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Cream Pie

A name for your partner after after having anal sex, you blow your load all over their ass.
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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry
She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.
by SpicyAutisticGF August 05, 2022
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