Bro jit trippin

A sentence of sarcasm after someone points out the obvious

“Hey! did you know hitler killed himself?” “Nawwww bro jit trippin right here”

by YourLocalRat March 04, 2022

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u mad bro?

A phrase used by unfunny unoriginal douche bags who can't think of a decent comeback in an argument.

Arguer: -Insert witty comeback that would cause an audience to go "OHHHHHHH!!!!"-
Unoriginal Douchebag: lol u mad bro?
Arguer: "FFFFFF-"

by johnny cade the fourth December 22, 2011

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Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 25, 2011

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Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 20, 2008

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