Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake
by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
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Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".
Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy
by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011
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To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.
Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.
by EZD May 01, 2015
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Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread
“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?
by Penisbutterandjam October 13, 2018
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Red Velvet Truffle Butter

Red Velvet Truffle Butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy while she's on her period. The substance around her pussy is red velvet ruffle butter (cum mixed with period blood).
Baby, I didn't know you were on your period, now you got red velvet truffle butter happening.
by Nitroneo June 23, 2017
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peanut butter barfey baby

A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.
“Oh karly you’re my peanut butter barfey baby”
“You’re such a peanut butter barfey baby”
by peanutbarfeybaby69 September 29, 2019
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peanut butter woo woo

The pasty formation consiststing of Smegma and moist anal drippings that collect in or around the male genitalia.
After the gang bang I had so much peanut butter woo woo built up I needed a putty knife to get it off
by Bcapt2 February 03, 2017
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