Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy

Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight

by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022

Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn

Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee

by anonymous November 23, 2021

michael omilon

Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.

Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.

by Omilon December 20, 2016

Michael Byrnes

GAA Analytic in one of national teams. Owns a ROBLOX group with 16.000 people called Ro-fa. Has done bad decisions which allowed RO-FA ho downhill.

- Hey, have you heard what happened to RO-FA and why everyone goes to PFA or MFA?
- Michael Byrnes fucked it up again...
- Aww man.

by Calm, issa joke. July 13, 2020

Michael

badass, drives crv

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter

by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021

Michael Jackson

a popular singer who died. he made smooth criminal, thriller, etc.

"hey mom lets listen to a song"
"ok, by who?"
"by Michael Jackson"

by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023

Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023