Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.
Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.
by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022
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Baby Jesus in a manger

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong
Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF
by Vice420 November 22, 2022
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Jesus with a shotgun

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun
by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023
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Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"
by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 02, 2023
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Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 26, 2009
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Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 15, 2022
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jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory
by coop-meme January 06, 2021
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