The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020
Get the Girlfriend lawmug. Great-great-great-granddaughter's husband.
My great-great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the great-great-great-grandson-in-lawmug. A law to replace martial law that would allow the mass legal arresting of and killing of any American who is anti-Hillary; also defined as the mass round up of middle and low class Americans to be housed in concentration camps.
Media News Report: " Today begins the 1st day of rounding up and imprisoning thousands citizens who earn under $60,000 annually. Please report to your designated military transports, under Hillocaustic Law it is hereby ordered that if any citizen who fails to arrive at transport, you will be deemed a terrorist against her supreme dictatorship Hillary Clinton, a warrant for you will be issued and state ' wanted dead or alive'. That's your news update on this hour, HAVE A NICE DAY."
by Argal1414 December 6, 2016
Get the Hillocaustic Lawmug. 
Get the co-niece-in-lawmug. Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-lawmug. My granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the granddaughter-in-lawmug. It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
Get the Law on abandonment of your women to manmug.