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u mad bro?

A phrase used by unfunny unoriginal douche bags who can't think of a decent comeback in an argument.
Arguer: -Insert witty comeback that would cause an audience to go "OHHHHHHH!!!!"-
Unoriginal Douchebag: lol u mad bro?
Arguer: "FFFFFF-"
by johnny cade the fourth December 27, 2011
mugGet the u mad bro?mug.

Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!
Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!
by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011
mugGet the Hoes before brosmug.

Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.
David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.
by Naccache December 22, 2008
mugGet the Bro's Before Hoe'smug.

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro
by Rihanyce May 24, 2010
mugGet the Cool story bromug.

passport bro

A gentleman who knows what Saturday’s are for but can also enjoy a vegan burger
what a bro... nah he’s a passport bro.
by Seymourbuts May 11, 2018
mugGet the passport bromug.

Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio
That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.
by DommeJay November 18, 2019
mugGet the Mistress Save a Bromug.

Sorry for lifting bro

"Sorry for lifting bro" (SFLB) is statement used to respond to your friends that are trying get you to engage in other activities than going to the gym to training.

"Sorry for lifting bro" can also be used as a rebuttal to jealous comment from other gym goers that make negative comments about you physique to make them selves feel better because they cannot put in the hard work required to achieve similar results.

In short, its a kind way to tell those that are trying to distract or discourage you from reaching your fitness goals to, "go f#$& themselves" and no matter what they say or do, they will not be able to keep you from reaching your fitness goals.
Friends: "you should skip the gym and we should go out and get wasted"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro" Then take a picture of yourself working out while they are partying and send it to them with the caption "sorry for lifting bro"

Guy in the gym: "you're only bigger than me because you have better genetics"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro"
by Mr Fitness August 23, 2014
mugGet the Sorry for lifting bromug.

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