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salad face?

When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
by fuckershocking February 6, 2005
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face mask

A covering you wear on your face and mouth to stop the spread of germs. They are as important during the COVID-19 pandemic as wearing a seat belt while driving to save lifes. But many Americans are in denial and refuse to wear one by saying it's their "constitutional right" to not wear a face mask, but not understanding that once they enter private property, their constitutional rights are void.
Karen just got arrested for assaulting the manager at Costco who won't let her in the store because she refused to wear a face mask
by partyrockstar222 July 3, 2020
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Cum Face

A prank created by Joe,where the victim is in the (school) cafeteria and the prankster makes his way over to the mayo and napkins, grabs a napkin and spreads mayo all over it, and then sneaks behind the victim and smacks and peels away the napkin from the victim's face while yelling cum Face!
Person 1 : That fool got cum faced.
Everyone : HA HA HA HA !
by Joe JCV November 24, 2006
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gas face

1. A look of disgust one makes when all that can be thought of is exhaling putrid air.

2. The look one gets from another when accused of farting or busting ass.

3. Also the look a man perceived as creepy gets from a girl when he looks at her the wrong way, so he can be sure not to try and spit game.
(After person a farts going up the stairs in front of person b)
A: Man why you gotta give me the gas face?
B: Cause Im walking in the trail of tears back here man.
by Dave Koch March 25, 2007
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Fuck Face

I asked for a fucking Stella not a Carling you fucking fuck face!
by Timmeh October 8, 2003
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White Face

White Face is when you do Black Face but instead of being all edgy according to BBC, you pretend to be white by throwing baking soda and flour all over your face.
Bob: Do you want to do black face for Halloween?

Bill: Nah, that's to edgy. Instead let's do White face since THAT is PC and socially acceptable!
by KingBob2016 October 7, 2017
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Yates Face

To do a Yates face you must do a scrunch face. Shut your eyes until you look Chinese, then move your head towards whatever your looking at, but keep your body still.
Guy 1 "I can't see my computer screen"
Guy 2 "Just pull a Yates face"
by CyraxPhillips July 6, 2009
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