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Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022
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Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
by Henry Chang December 8, 2021
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Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.
My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.
by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021
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Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
by Nespa December 19, 2021
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crack

what that really creepy 5th grade gym teacher does in the bathroom each morning
ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack

my friend: yeas definitely he is tweaking all the time
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 21, 2021
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Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.
John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude
by Dherky December 29, 2021
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Trivia Crack

If you're a nerd, you love this game.

If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.
Trivia Crack. For nerds, and friends of nerds who are masochists.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021
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