Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

by xowe March 30, 2019

The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

vanilla cone dipped in chocolate

When a skinny white boy gives his girl anal and her poop gets on his dick. The slang name comes from when you get a vanilla cone from Dairy Queen and get it dipped in chocolate. It is customary for the girl to lick the guys dick clean following their anal session

Jordan: Yo I just had a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate last night with my fiancé

Jesse: you mean where you did her up the booty?
Jordan: yes it was awesome
Jeff: did she do the customary licking your dick clean afterwards?

by jc92 April 12, 2017

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

Charlie and teh Chocolate Facotory

Movie that came out on July 15,2005. Johnny Deppstarred in it as Willy Wonka, Despite Common belief this movie is not a remake on the original movie but a movie based on the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Oh Jeez johnny Depp is fine in Charlie and teh Chocolate Factory.

by Blingingbabe23 September 6, 2005

Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.

"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

by Noptic/Dark Ritual February 19, 2004

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

The act of vaginal penetration via doggy style during which the female excretes fecal matter for lubrication upon the male's penis.

Dave: So what did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: She gave me a little Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Dave: You mean where she shits on your dick to lube it up real nice?
Aaron: That's the one!
Dave: NICE!!

by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008