Chris

Has a 26 pack and Miguel is mad and also the funniest person on the world and the best person on the world

Chris is the best and way better than Miguel

by Dr Chris June 20, 2019

Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.

Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”

by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021

Chris

Chris is a jock and is usually very very good in the sport that he plays Chris's tend to be fuckboys and jump from girl to girl but girls love to be around him because they know how to talk to girls and make them intrested

Omg Chris is fine let's chill with him

by Seattle kingz July 17, 2017

Chris

The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.

A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.

by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025

Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.

Ah! so you Chris fixed your car

by kwentschair October 28, 2019

chris in the kik chat

Sorry dude. He's just better than you.

Chris in the kik chat just is superior. Sorry.

by Chris from the kik chat July 17, 2018

chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}

brooo your sooo like chris

by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018