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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.
by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022
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South paulding highschool

South paulding highschool is the school with the gayest boys, most orange girls, and the weirdest homosexuals. When you go to sphs and your black you apparently gotta be ghetto or you white washed. When your white you can say the N word, attemt to be black or orange and do basically whatever you want. You can't be friends with the cheerleaders unless your orange. Can't wait til December either bc that's when you know that all the female versions of Donald Trump come out. Yknow what i mean... the fake blonds that use so much self tanner that they look just like Donald Trump.
A: Oh look there's the basic white girl who acts black.

B: oh yea...she definetly goes to south paulding highschool
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Southern Mustache

The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.
Hey baby, you want a southern mustache ride?
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South Jersey Slingshot

When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.

Often seen on South Jersey roads.
I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.
by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022
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south-side central

A place where a certain group of people are from.
yo we south-side central yall
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South Euclid

A city full of folks who don’t know how to act. The homes are old and boring and the people in them are lazy junkies. Home to Notre Dame, Brush and Hawken but the people in the city are all uneducated and losers. Never talk to a South Euclidean if you want to not lose brain cells quick. They have the only Walmart on the East side of Cleveland and it is ghetto as hell. An employee there once locked a woman in the garden area. Never come here.
Man: I just got murdered by a junkie outside the family dollar on Monticello and S Green in South Euclid.
by Marrr_ October 6, 2022
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