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POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
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poop staber

a man named Mark hunter or dale hunter who make people like me waste our money on seasons tickets to watch a family renunion. a poop staber is a gay term. i used it there because i h8 the hunters
dylan hunter is a poop staber
by hunter sucks September 13, 2004
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Poop Sneeze

When one has a massive need to take a dump, but upon arrival at the toilet. The need goes away.
by Tdolph December 2, 2010
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poop dick

A fake name used to prank the Dianetics hotline. *67-1-800-367-8788
Dedicated to Justin Ukasick.
"Dianetics Hotline, can I help you?"
"Hi my name is Poop Dick, I got poop on my dick."
by David Marks September 4, 2008
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poop staber

a poop staber is a male who can only think about anal sex with his lover. the f-f-f-f-f-f fag unit are all a bunch of poop staber people
john vincent is and example of a poop staber
by brandan Van Asseldonk September 13, 2004
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Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.
Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.
by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015
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cool poop

you just got a new skate board thats so cool poop.
by DeA835 April 18, 2010
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