Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

Soju Night

A ‘soju night’ refers to a Friday night in the city of Melbourne, where cheap alcohol is illegally purchased and consumed by U/18 high school students. After drinking, participants in the soju night must be careful not to get kidnapped by 40 year old men, drain all of their phone battery, run out of money for the Uber home, or get caught by their parents. A massive hangover will occur the following day often accompanied by a McDonald’s shift.

Zak: you down for a soju night this week?
Yeshi: I can’t I have to sleepover at my boyfriends
Zak: fuck that cunt

by Yeshis Husband January 18, 2023

Sunday Night

The worst night of the week. All the pain and agony that you’re experiencing in your mind explodes leading you to nothing but depression and agony.

*checks phone, realizes it’s sunday night. *grabs noose

by painbymery July 24, 2022

Ghetto night vision

Turning your gamma up like a boss.

I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

by Arma guy May 18, 2016

Honda night

When you work over 16 hours on a Honda for race day, just for it to burst into flames on race day.

"I never want to have a Honda Night again bud!"

by Bowow7 July 4, 2023

Usual night at La Garrigue

Getting shafted with all the bookings at once. Cooking majority of booked covers within one hour(usually its 7.00-8.00 o'clock at the evening)

-How many covers for tonight?- D.
-42. Table of 4 at 5.30 and reat between 7 and 8!-Fufu
-Usual night at La Garrigue then...-D.

by Small D. May 19, 2023

Nic at Night

A Nic at Night is the designated cigarette roller in the dirty kid gathering. Takes donations to keep the smokes flowin.

"Oh,, there goes Jim Bob, the Nic at Night! COULD I CATCH A CIGGIE?!"

by TreesBreezePlease July 17, 2022