The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 26, 2024
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Michael Jackson Immortal

A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.
The soundtrack to Michael Jackson Immortal is amazing!
by rru12 November 05, 2023
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Michael Doublé

Player 1: "That's two fat doinks added to the ol' StatTrak™."
Player 2: "Nice going, Michael Doublé."
by KXN September 14, 2023
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Michael Skrobeck

Andrea Bocelli and or/ Michael Skrobeck
by Michael skrobeck November 03, 2010
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Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.
Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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Michael Roy Smith

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."
by cjakecole September 13, 2023
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michael raccson

That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.
Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!

Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
by Raccald trump May 29, 2019
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