Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Mojito Make Out

When one partner brushes their teeth with minty-fresh toothpaste to get rid of bad breath before making out

We had a mojito make out this morning.

by YouKnow:) October 27, 2009

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

making monkey

sexual intercourse

“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Making nylon

(Verb) Masturbating (male) in the bath.

Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...

by Azenath69 February 11, 2022

make a burger

Dropped a deuce

I ate so much, I had to make a burger.

by Jwsphila December 30, 2024

Make A Touchdown

To go take a poop

Be right back, I gotta go make a touchdown

by OilySaltine January 30, 2025