Michael

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.

(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…

(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.

by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022

Michael

Honestly I’m a MICHAEL and I can be a pretty big dick to people so if you are a depressed MICHAEL who is a dick too you ain’t alone

Oh shit it’s MICHAEL “fuck this shit I’m out”

by The depressed guy January 2, 2022

Michael

Michael is always the boy that gets a lot of praise and attention but doesnt think anything of it. Always looking ahead, but a caring soul who will take care of a special someone if they are worthy.

Michael is very sexy.

by ChugNus January 7, 2022

Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy

Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight

by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022

Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.

You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!

by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022

Michael

Michael Is The Real God

Michael is best. I love Michael. Michael is actually the best person in the world.

by bihøhvyvihbvbyhip January 14, 2022

Michael Pena

A guy who drinks hotdog water for hydration during basketball games. His brother Rico hates him.

“You see that light skinned guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.”

by BigNorth January 19, 2022