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Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly

"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
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stepgrandchild-in-law

Stepgrandchild's spouse.
stepgrandchild-in-law.
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Sister-in-law

The person who will ruin your wedding.
My sister-in-law ruined my wedding by demanding I pay for her wedding and starting a family fight. Of course my mother-in-law took her side.
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grandaunt-in-law

1- Grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.
grandaunt-in-law.
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half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.
half-co-niece-in-law.
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Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
by DGdon May 7, 2019
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Greenberg’s Law

The law that states that whenever the homies are talking to a girl, you must say it is rizz. It does not matter what they are talking about, it is rizz.
Greenberg’s law is commonly applied in classrooms where there are equal amounts of each gender.
by CR9Worss November 22, 2024
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