Bye John

When you are trying to talk to your freinds at a sleep over but there is still a parent in the room.

Fred and Joe were sharing secrets when Fred noticed that Joes dad was pulling a Bye John.

by Gravr April 17, 2015

John Wick

Its when you jump over a table butt naked, and stick your dick in a pussy.
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt

yo this dumb bitch karen took the kids so I john wicked her in her internal schrodum

by breakfestbitch December 23, 2019

John-n-Grace'd

To show up at a location, uninvited and unannounced and randomly tape a TV or internet segment.

Person1: Remember that one time we needed to film a video for Youtube but had no where to go?

Person2: Yeah we totally John-n-Grace'd the Marriott's lobby!

by Dork0730 April 26, 2011

Wally John Blacks

Slang word for female breasts.

Can be shortened to Wallys

What a splendid pair of Wally John Blacks.

by Denster GR September 2, 2010

John Wayne Gacy

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.

" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "

by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

35th President of the United States. Kennedy served honorably in the Navy during World War 2 and later became a US Senator. He ran for President in 1960, narrowly defeating Vice President Richard Nixon. Kennedy was the first Roman Catholic President, and he was also the youngest man elected president. His presidency was marked by the Cuban Missile Crisis and by strong support for space exploration. Although Kennedy had run on a platform that included racial integration, he was criticized for not pushing the issue strongly enough while President. Kennedy was assassinated on January 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. The identity of Kennedy's assassin or assassins has been the source of much speculation. One government investigation found that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone killer, while another investigation found that Oswald and others had conspired to kill the President. Kennedy's assassination was one of our nation's greatest tragedies. Many remember Jack Kennedy for his inspiring words and for the youthful and exciting atmosphere he brought to the White House.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
-Jack Kennedy

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 30, 2005