December 16

Today is National give a boy a blowy day
So grab a dude and give him a blowy

Girl “hey did u know December 16 is national give a blowy day”
Guy oh bet

by Lil wenny December 16, 2019

December 16

National Mort Day

Of course, I’m worshipping Mort today; it’s December 16!

by katiedavis December 16, 2019

December 25

If you are born on December 25th then you are literally fucking Jesus Christ.

Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"

by @evannasauruss December 16, 2019

december 19

national go fuck a blonde day

guy 1- hey imma go fuck that blonde

guy 2- why?
guy 1-bc it’s december 19

by alex310 December 16, 2019

December 19th

My birthday. Also it's be a crack head day!

Be a crack head all day and say happy birthday to the people who has birthdays on December 19th

by Unknown_Steph~ December 17, 2019

December 18

Today’s the day where you either:
Tell your crush you like them,
Hold hands with someone, or
Do both!

Ted: today I have to tell Samantha I like her
Tom:why?
Ted: It’s December 18!
Tom: Ohhhhhhh

by guccixlipxlops December 17, 2019

December 18

Tell your crush you like them day
They can’t turn you down

On December 18 I told my crush I liked him/her.

by maemae0608 December 17, 2019