Da Livin Dead

To be livin inside Christian's or Lance's asshole

Damn im fucking homeless right now i gotta be da livin dead.

by NotTweety August 11, 2019

Da Franchize

An overzealous fantasy football player. Routinely mixes up baseless “predictions” with factual outcomes.

Yo man... yahoo gave me a gold ranking and it’s only August! I’m Da Franchize.

by Pacino212 August 13, 2019

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019

da

a word those dumb kids who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool.

(texting)

A: i have to use da bathroom, wait a sec

B: stop using “da” it’s not cool. also, it’s hella annoying. stop.

by ~ h o n e y ~ September 10, 2019

Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job

I went bang bang wit da hammer on dat fool

by Real deal20 September 11, 2019

J’ Da

The best friend you can ever have.She is loving, caring,pretty,and amazingly smart. She will always be there for people she loves.

J’ Da is the smartest person I know.

by Sally H. May 30, 2018

Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

by Benschaminbensch April 28, 2018