The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 19, 2019

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

by xowe March 31, 2019

Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october

You eat chocolate all day week

by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

Charlie and teh Chocolate Facotory

Movie that came out on July 15,2005. Johnny Deppstarred in it as Willy Wonka, Despite Common belief this movie is not a remake on the original movie but a movie based on the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Oh Jeez johnny Depp is fine in Charlie and teh Chocolate Factory.

by Blingingbabe23 August 14, 2005

Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.

"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

by Noptic/Dark Ritual February 19, 2004

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

The act of vaginal penetration via doggy style during which the female excretes fecal matter for lubrication upon the male's penis.

Dave: So what did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: She gave me a little Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Dave: You mean where she shits on your dick to lube it up real nice?
Aaron: That's the one!
Dave: NICE!!

by Jasper Stupolotics July 21, 2008