Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021

zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

by Bagel duster July 31, 2021

Zoot

Zoot meaning to smoke a lot of rooootsss. Zoot is also a name of an present day artist.

“Yo every Sunday I’m on Zoot timing”
“Zoot smoke trees like root”

by Zoot___ August 28, 2021

Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.

Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!

by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022

Zoot

A Zoot is a Chinese Watermelon

-Yo, did you see that advertisement for a Zoot? What even is that?
- Oh it’s a Chinese Watermelon, they sell them at the store

by whatsazoot? June 20, 2022

Zoot

The act of a female giving their best head (baby daddy/husband material)

Guy 1: I think Hillary really loves me cause she gave me the best zoot ever
Guy 2: No, she just likes to smoke blunts

by Itsyourgfxoxo June 21, 2022

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022