by HogInspector November 4, 2021
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Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!
Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!
by Bagel duster July 31, 2021
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Get the Zoot mug.Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.
by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022
Get the Zooted ant strat mug.A Zoot is a Chinese Watermelon
-Yo, did you see that advertisement for a Zoot? What even is that?
- Oh it’s a Chinese Watermelon, they sell them at the store
- Oh it’s a Chinese Watermelon, they sell them at the store
by whatsazoot? June 20, 2022
Get the Zoot mug.Guy 1: I think Hillary really loves me cause she gave me the best zoot ever
Guy 2: No, she just likes to smoke blunts
Guy 2: No, she just likes to smoke blunts
by Itsyourgfxoxo June 21, 2022
Get the Zoot mug.When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you
by Super cool word man April 24, 2022
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