zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

Turbo Tax Zoot edition is zoot, zoot zoot zoot

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

zooted

Drunk

Last Night at the party, Rachel got zooted

by Dont Ask June 18, 2018

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.

Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!

by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022

Zooted

Zooted er et ord som brukes til å beskrive en gjeng med tapere

Se på de zooted gutta, hahahaha

by Alle Gutta May 27, 2019

Zooted

When someone is so loving to their parents.

Christian is a very nice kid, he is zooted.

by fartalotmcqueen September 27, 2020

Zooted

Something a jack ass would say when he’s describing something.

Yo my arms look zooted!

by sassy_sista September 6, 2019