zooted

when ur the highest in the room.

guy: “yo this chicks fucking zooted”

by #69guccigang October 27, 2019

Zooted

so fucking high.

Amanda: “Bro i’m fucking ZOOTED”
Friends: “What did you say ?”
Amanda: “ZOOTED like high as FUCK”
Friends: “ idk how but it makes sense”

by AmAnDaeEneR October 31, 2019

Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021

zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

by Bagel duster July 31, 2021

Zoot

Zoot meaning to smoke a lot of rooootsss. Zoot is also a name of an present day artist.

“Yo every Sunday I’m on Zoot timing”
“Zoot smoke trees like root”

by Zoot___ August 28, 2021

Zooted

Going really fast in a vehicle

We just zooted that car.

by Rah_54 August 8, 2022

Zooted

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.

man im zooted afff

by FckingBubba August 12, 2022