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Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012
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Whip out your dickens

When you quote or reference a classic work of literature in everyday speech
Guy 1 :"Hey, what's your name son?"
Guy 2:"Call me Ishmael!"
Guy 3:"Way to whip out your dickens, man."
by Mijnheer_Godmode November 21, 2010
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Pack your dicks

Pack your dicks. We're going on a road trip!
by Leatherneck999 October 22, 2015
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cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.
A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 15, 2012
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Get your dicks up

We the bum fight crew bitches! Get your dicks up viva Las Vegas!
When you star you can do things you never thought possible
by Rocheman4280 March 17, 2026
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dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."
Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.
by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008
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