Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020

worst case scenarioism

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.

Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021

Worst UNO player

This is someone who sucks at UNO so bad that you win every time.

Worst UNO player would be said like :“Dylan (the Canadian) lost 10 rounds of UNO to me…he sucks”

by Luckywario June 13, 2021

2024 is the worst

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS)2024. The year everything went wrong. Firstly, the US got bombed. Three times. Then there was ANOTHER FUCKING VIRUS. Even WORSE THAN FUCKING COVID. And guess what? They did nothing abt it. They gave up on the quarantine after everyone protested cuz they had all that trauma from 2020. And the virus wasnt the worst thing. Ok maybe it was. And then elon musk literally renamed twitter again. And the worst thing is that ww3 almost started. Two times. And now nobody is sure if it has started or not cuz its litterally chaos.

"Ugh i hate myself"
"Duh, its 2024. 2024 is the worst"

by Lunathebuna December 25, 2023

Is first the worst

Yes 1st is the worst 2nd will forever be the worst

Is first the worst? yes because Tyela is 1st making his name the worst Ashley is 2nd making her the best

by Shush shmuck November 16, 2020

The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

Worst Game Ever

Any game that is overrated or just bad in every way. These games are so bad that it makes you wonder how hard the developers had to try to make it that bad or how unorganized they were when developing the game. Many people call ET on Atari or Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing as the worst game ever but trust me, there's even worse games than those.

imo, Hong Kong 97 is the Worst Game Ever.

by clothestocommunity March 31, 2021