Windows ME 

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

Windows ME by Krill December 30, 2003

Windows 2007 

What dumbasses who don't realize what fucking year it is call Windows 7.

So does this computer come with Windows 2007.
It's 2009... *sigh*

Windows 2007 by PCHO February 18, 2010

Windows Error

The most common occurrence in the universe besides sex.

That's the 43rd time you told me, Windows. Shut the fuck up about windows errors.

Windows Error by Arori4 August 6, 2010

Windows 10 

A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.

No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.

Windows 10 by Windows10Hater June 29, 2016

Windows 9

the operating system that Windows will release and use to take over the world. Very few will survive and those who do will be in mortal danger. see Terminator

nerd 1: Did you see Terminator 3?

nerd 2: yea man, those things ran on Windows 9!

Windows 9 by JakeDanger January 13, 2010

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? 

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.

Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010

windows 

A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people

Open the window, it's hot as hell in here

windows by meg February 15, 2004