Wicked Weener

A man that is excellent at jacking off.

Not only was his hand going mock 5, he also blew his dick off! That man is such a wicked weener!

by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022

Wicked smaht

A smart person from Boston or someone from Boston saying someone is smart with a Boston accent.

“Wow, they are wicked smaht!"

by ARandomPersonReading March 22, 2023

Wicked Mel

Aka Filthy Mel, Is a definition used by people to describe a women hillbilly that is so disgusting and off putting you might vomit in your mouth a little bit.

I was hiking on the trail and I saw a wicked mel, It was so gross it made me run faster!

by Telex. April 8, 2023

Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel", a women who (without her partners knowledge) will defecate over her partners chest while performing intercourse. Certain qualities of a "Wicked Mel" are being totally unkempt and disheveled. This Phrase is commonly said in Arkansas and Mississippi.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a Wicked Mel, While we were having fun she turns around and just shits on me!
I got real sober after that.

by Telex. April 8, 2023

John Wicked

Verb. Killed by a perfect stab wound

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from one stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

Abuse the wicked stick

Male masturbating

John went to abuse the wicked stick.

by Henter September 2, 2019

To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.

@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.

by slangingshark September 24, 2023