Wesley

Wesley is a person who wants to come to every hangout.

Wesley says: Can I Come?

by amonGUSusMC March 9, 2023

Wesley Carr

A person who has been named Wesley Carr

Hi Wesley Carr

by Wesdog4444 January 6, 2022

Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025

Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.

Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.

by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024

Wesley

A Zeus god who has a big 7 incher, hilarious, and loves men.

Boy 1: is that wesley?
Wesley: yeah it’s me baby
Boy 2; OH MY GOD

by gavin dick sucker aka wesley March 11, 2022

Wesley Bell

Corrupt DINO (democrat in name only) who took millions of dollars from the pro-israel (pro-genocide) lobby to primary Cori Bush, who actually supports peace in the Middle East. Of course, with Cori Bush being an ACTUAL democrat, Wesley Bell's campaign is mostly funded by right-wing billionaires and republican MAGA types.

Wesley Bell is so corrupt, I'll be telling everyone I know to vote Cori Bush for congress! Ceasefire now!

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024

Will Wesley

absolutey massive penis and a great friend, Funny and an absolute god, lit and should be your girlfriend HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE penis

Dude I got railed by Will Wesley last night.

by anonoymous1595000000 May 12, 2021