Wax and Wash

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)

Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"

by Old Harp Rivers February 17, 2012

wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

anal wax

When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus

Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him

by bananafagger December 15, 2014

ass wax

A lubricant used when waxing that ass

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax

by Big Mike-izzle August 15, 2006

Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

by El Elemento June 2, 2015

wax hilaric

When a person makes stupid jokes about any subject no matter what it is and always has to try to be funny.

My Dad drove me nuts on the way over, no matter what I said he made some stupid joke about it. He's thinks he's cool but all he does is wax hilaric.

by SputumMan September 24, 2011

The Wax Cast

Before a sloppy blowjob take sticks of lipstick and pop em in your mouth then give that phallic member a good succ when you are done pull out the cast of that dick you sucked and use it for a romantic date

I just gave that guy The Wax Cast in the bathroom.

by Jimmy Downs April 19, 2017