camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018

Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.

i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision

by vizzzyy May 28, 2010

Dick Vision

Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.

Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?

Get me a voddy!

(Dick Vision in progress)

by Wights April 19, 2018

streamer vision

When a person's field of vision is so small that they only perceive a small portion of the screen. Mostly seen in twitch streams during gameplay, which oftentimes results in the viewers feeling somewhat disappointed.

- How in the actual fuck did he not see that??? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!

- Oh don't mind it, it's just a chronic case of streamer vision.

by Uterjelly August 13, 2023

Bitch Vision

Bitch vision is when a stripper or a sex worker takes drugs like acid that make them a bit loopy before doing what they’re supposed to at their work place

“I hope you don’t mind but I have major bitch vision right now!”

by Wrinkle The Pig April 19, 2023

HD Vision

High & Drunk Vision

That guy is acting like he has HD Vision & I'm talking about high & drunk vision!

by Tammara Elizabeth0193 November 27, 2019

Radar Vision

This occurs when your body knows your approaching dangerous situations and helps you figure out your next move.

I knew I was suppose to take a left, yet instead I went right. Then I saw an accident happened behind me. That would've been me if I went left.

Must've been my radar vision kicked in.

by aim&shoot90 January 2, 2016