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trail vision

Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.
"Dude do I have Trail Vision or is she a flat out TEN?!"

"Chill bud you have it for sure"
by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016
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Profiterole vision

Profiterole vision, or indirect vision is vision that occurs outside the point of fixation(from the center of gaze). This notion is caused by a large consumption of the cream cake, profiteroles. Profiterole vision enables you to see out outside of the center gaze and enoy cake at the same time
JJ: Charlie, if you eat anymore of them cakes you will get fat
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough
by Chaz6560 January 29, 2020
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tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
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vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.
He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.
by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020
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confuso-vision

Used to describe a style of film making that relies on several jump cuts a second to cover up the fact that said film has a terrible script and/or actors. Inevitably said film will be a massive commercial success and continue to contribute to the plethora of crap that passes for blockbuster hollywood films today.
Directed by Michael Bay in Confuso-Vision

Fast & Furious 10 - see it in 3D Confuso-Vision!
by Urban Ninja October 22, 2012
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Bitch Vision

Bitch vision is when a stripper or a sex worker takes drugs like acid that make them a bit loopy before doing what they’re supposed to at their work place
“I hope you don’t mind but I have major bitch vision right now!”
by Wrinkle The Pig April 19, 2023
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streamer vision

When a person's field of vision is so small that they only perceive a small portion of the screen. Mostly seen in twitch streams during gameplay, which oftentimes results in the viewers feeling somewhat disappointed.
- How in the actual fuck did he not see that??? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!

- Oh don't mind it, it's just a chronic case of streamer vision.
by Uterjelly August 13, 2023
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