Vine

Dad jokes for zoomers

Dad: “what are these vine’s everyone’s talking about? I don’t see no grapes 🍇 growing out of your iPhone 📱 I thought it was an apple 🍎! 🤣
No one :

by Lucky Bradley January 27, 2020

vineyard vines

Preppy af clothing line that all rich, white New Englanders own. Think of rural prep schools in New Hampshire and Mass... The clothes are pretty basic except the company slaps their signature whale logo on the back and charges you 10x what it’s worth. Add some boat shoes and go boating on the Vineyard and you’re ready to go.

Oh you’re entire wardrobe is Vineyard Vines? Must be nice to have rich af parents...

by devweth April 14, 2020

Vine

Dead

“Vine is dead”

by TMD2003 May 18, 2020

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Vines Back

When something cool, fun, or exciting happens, the phrase “Vines back” can be used to describe the feeling.

“Sweet, no homework today. Vines back!”

by MISVP November 28, 2017

Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

vine up

To smother someone/something by wrapping tightly around them/it, like vines strangling a tree slowly as they climb.

Vine up: Watch out, Jesse's gonna vine you up like she did Sonia before they got out untethered by kids and unsmothered by marriage.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.

by chickenchickenbawk January 8, 2017