The wimp a** jellyfish of the human race, I refer to them as jellyfish because vegetarians are spineless, gelatenous, and over 98 percent water (from not eating enough raw beef.)They often think they are in on some righteous cause to save Gods creatures. The same creatures, in fact, that God specifically named out for man to use as food. Gee, I guess the Lords creatures arent good enough for vegetarians.
by Fucking Clay, Bitches September 17, 2005
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Someone who wants to give up eating red meat but isn't crazy enough to give up the best red meats like philly cheesesteak, fillet mignon, or bacon.
by David the Punisher November 20, 2009
Get the Semi-Vegetarian mug.A phrase which really makes no sense, based on the previous definition listed here. BUT, a definition that would make the phrase more sensible would be "A vampire who does not consume human/animal flesh". But then what's the point of being a vampire??? It just doesn't make sense.
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Get the Vegetariat mug.A person who subsides on a diet excluding all meat, poultry and fish. Some vegetarians don't eat animal products as well (milk, cheese, eggs, etc.). Reasons for becoming a vegetarian are wide and varied. Some people do it for their health, some do it for economic purposes, etc.
An annoying aspect of vegetarians is their pushiness about it. Some can make you feel guilty about eating meat (Example 1), by telling you how wrong and cruel the creatures' conditions were. Yes, it's wrong, but it's a business, and it's efficient. That, sadly, is how the business must be run.
Another part of their pushiness is the odd number of facts they throw out at you that have no relevance to the situation at hand and do not help you understand the situation better (Example 2). They also do not realize that death is a part of life. In order for things to live, they have to kill another thing (except for organisms that use photosynthesis). In order for a wolf to live, it has to kill a rabbit. Death and life are intertwined, and it's natural. It's gone on that way for millions of years. Yes, we can stop eating the meat and still be healthy, but people will keep on eating them. Not eating them to "ease the suffering", which is natural in itself is foolish and doesn't work. Yes, the scale it is pulled out on is sickening and cruel, but there is no need to tell the rest of us about it.
Whatever your cause is for being a vegetarian, keep it to yourself. Bitching about it endlessly doesn't help the situation. Do something about it if it is so horrible. Just boycotting doesn't work.
An annoying aspect of vegetarians is their pushiness about it. Some can make you feel guilty about eating meat (Example 1), by telling you how wrong and cruel the creatures' conditions were. Yes, it's wrong, but it's a business, and it's efficient. That, sadly, is how the business must be run.
Another part of their pushiness is the odd number of facts they throw out at you that have no relevance to the situation at hand and do not help you understand the situation better (Example 2). They also do not realize that death is a part of life. In order for things to live, they have to kill another thing (except for organisms that use photosynthesis). In order for a wolf to live, it has to kill a rabbit. Death and life are intertwined, and it's natural. It's gone on that way for millions of years. Yes, we can stop eating the meat and still be healthy, but people will keep on eating them. Not eating them to "ease the suffering", which is natural in itself is foolish and doesn't work. Yes, the scale it is pulled out on is sickening and cruel, but there is no need to tell the rest of us about it.
Whatever your cause is for being a vegetarian, keep it to yourself. Bitching about it endlessly doesn't help the situation. Do something about it if it is so horrible. Just boycotting doesn't work.
1) Alex: I'll take the steakburger.
Mandy: That cow was tortured its whole life in a cage and constantly kept pregnant. How can you eat that, you PIG.
Alex: I just wanted a burger!
2)Alex: The game last night was awesome.
Mandy: Did you know that being a vegetarian can cut your risk of cancer in HALF?
Alex: Where is that duct tape?
The basic idea of the vegetarians is noble, but they refuse to go any further in helping the animals.
Mandy: That cow was tortured its whole life in a cage and constantly kept pregnant. How can you eat that, you PIG.
Alex: I just wanted a burger!
2)Alex: The game last night was awesome.
Mandy: Did you know that being a vegetarian can cut your risk of cancer in HALF?
Alex: Where is that duct tape?
The basic idea of the vegetarians is noble, but they refuse to go any further in helping the animals.
by Angus the SuperDuck June 27, 2005
Get the Vegetarian mug.Someone who just thinks they do not eat food that involves killing animals or scavenging their corpses. However, they really mean I do not eat large animals that might make good pets, particularly those with posters of mournful eyes.
Yes vegetarians forget that lots of worms and bugs get eaten in support of their vegetable diet. Some mixed into the veggies during harvest, some living inside veggies, and lots required to make the soil fertile for crops but killed by machinery or human feet.
by farmer jones February 10, 2010
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